Stage #1, or “fill me up Buttercup”— please note qualification for this stage requires either a) a cleanly shaven look or b) the faintest hint of stubble:
Stage #2a, or “we might have an opening for you down south but mostly because your eyes look unbelievably pretty (see also x and x) and I keep getting distracted by your hands and the angle obscures your neck beard”:
Stage #2b, or “okay FINE”:
Stage #3, or “you look like you subsist on weed and beer and haven’t showered in three weeks but I’d probably still suck your dick if you asked nicely”:
Stage #4, or “wispy upper lip fur is reaching worrying levels of pornstache; neck beard is strongly reminiscent of pubic hair; abort mission, I repeat, abort mission”:
UPDATE:
WE ARE BACK AT STAGE FILL ME UP BUTTERCUP
REJOICE